Joe's Evening

I was at work, but this is the story I got.

Joe calls me to ask if our power went out. It went out at the house and it was all black, we didn't have a flashlight handy, so Joe had problems locating Luke. Now I know you are asking, well where was he? Well he was in the living room with Joe, but he doesn't quite talk yet, so getting him to talk and not crawl away before Joe could find him was slightly challenging, but it did happen and everyone was safe when the lights came on.
In the meantime, Joe let Shadow run outside and she ended up cutting her paw. So she gets blood all over the place. Joe tries to get Luke to be quite while he can clean this up, so he gives Luke an unopened pudding container to play with. While Joe was cleaning up, the good dog, Peanut, swipes the pudding from the unsuspecting child and runs into the bedroom and breaks into it and eats all the chocolate. Very soon she walks out and vomits all over the carpet, then shortly there after, has a BM all over the carpet, jumps onto the loveseat with the new slip cover and vomits again. Now remember Joe is trying to clean up blood and entertain Luke, and now has another sick animal on his hands. The new steam cleaner came in very handy and was used a lot. Needless to say the good dog, ended up vomiting 3 x and having about 5 BM's. It was a great night for Joe and he was just happy Luke and Klondike didn't get involved in the fun!!!